Thinking about Pranking the UFO Hotline?
It seems that prank callers are really upsetting the folks at the National UFO Reporting Center. Of course, if you’re a juvenile prank caller, this will probably just make you want to prank them more. In any case, I thought I would pass along the warning notice posted on their site and propose that anyone scheming to prank call the UFO Center use better manners. Please, be a polite pranker.
NOTICE TO HOAX CALLERS
In the near future, we will post a statement here regarding the deluge of hoaxed calls and reports that we have been receiving recently over our Hotline. The volume of telephone calls NUFORC receives from rude, impudent, unbelievably foul-mouthed, young Americans has grown to an unacceptable level. Just today, April 27, for example, we received more than 25 obscene calls from youth, who seem to have nothing better to do with their cell phones than to shout triple-X rated filth over our Hotline.
If this condition continues, we are going to implement a plan that will allow them to understand just how inconvenient it can be to receive a large volume of unwanted calls. Within the next several days, we will provide more details here as to what we have in store for them, and how visitors to our site can help put a stop to this inconvenience.
For two years, we have saved all of the obscene messages from, and all of the telephone numbers of, those who have made obscene calls to our Center, and we are about to implement a program, which we think will make them reconsider whether they want to continue their rude behavior. Our objective will be 1) to deny them use of their telephones, and 2) to identify and contact their parents, in order to play for them some of the filth and stupidity their children are inflicting on others. We think that we can achieve both of those objectives.
Please check back to our website, from time to time, and we will let you know what you might be able to do to help. In the meantime, if you are a parent whose child has a cell telephone, we strongly urge you to supervise the child, and to consider requiring him/her to keep a written record of all telephone calls that are sent and received over that telephone.
Just one more note regarding anyone who takes the last paragraph of this notice seriously: asking your child to keep a written record of his/her telephone calls is not going to work. Just check your telephone bill instead.
But what if the prank callers are really aliens who learned the English language by checking what appears to be the most frequently visited part of the internet – the XXX sites?
I agree the way he went about it was overkill, but when you realize someone just lost the job over UFOs “Journalist in Texas” you may want to think about the heartache people suffer over these incidents. People make fun of them and in one of the most celebrated case two police officers lost their careers over a UFO report – even though it is now proven true and that the govenment cover up the facts. The evidence found in a police file 35 years later.
I hope the kids take a look at what is happening in our government and spend time stopping the mad man. That would be good time well spent. Because the truth is if McCain gets in there will be a draft to replace those solders too exhausted to go on.
Joe Capp
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